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...wobei einige bei deutscher betonung fast schon wienerisch klingen :)))

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man. Dum Gai

Small Horse. Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift. Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright. Yu So Dum

I got this for free. Ai No Pei

I am not guilty. Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao?

They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight. Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive. Yu stin ki pu

HE:: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE:: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE:: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE:: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE:: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE:: Okay, get out.

HE:: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE:: Why? Are you leaving?

HE:: Can I have your name?
SHE:: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE:: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE:: I've already seen it.

HE:: Where have you been all my life?
SHE:: Hiding from you.

HE:: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE:: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE:: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE:: Do not enter.

HE:: Your body is like a temple.
SHE:: Sorry, there are no services today.

normalerweise, ist das weekend pc frei... aber was ist schon normal?
hier das resultat:

...Ob Sie schlucken oder spucken, ist Ihre Sache. Andererseits ist Sperma nicht ekliger als Lipgloss, Karamellsirup oder Sprühsahne.


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wenn ich nicht verliere, kann der andere nicht gewinnen.

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