A Frenchman is calmly having his petit dejeuner when a typical American man, eating chewing gum, sits beside him. The Frenchman ignores the American who, not happy with it, starts a conversation.
AMERICAN: Do you eat the whole bread?
FRENCHMAN: (in a bad mood): Of course.
AMERICAN: We don't. We only eat what is inside and the outside we put together in a container, recycle it, transform it into croissants and sell it to France.
The Frenchman listens in silence.
AMERICAN (insisting): Do you eat the jam with the bread?
FRENCHMAN: Of course.
AMERICAN: We don't. We eat fresh fruits for our breakfast, put all the peel, seed and rests in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to France.
The FRENCHMAN then asks: And what do you do with your used condoms?
AMERICAN: We throw them away, of course.
FRENCHMAN: We don't.. We put them in a container, recycle them,
transform them into chewing gum and sell them to America.
AMERICAN: Do you eat the whole bread?
FRENCHMAN: (in a bad mood): Of course.
AMERICAN: We don't. We only eat what is inside and the outside we put together in a container, recycle it, transform it into croissants and sell it to France.
The Frenchman listens in silence.
AMERICAN (insisting): Do you eat the jam with the bread?
FRENCHMAN: Of course.
AMERICAN: We don't. We eat fresh fruits for our breakfast, put all the peel, seed and rests in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to France.
The FRENCHMAN then asks: And what do you do with your used condoms?
AMERICAN: We throw them away, of course.
FRENCHMAN: We don't.. We put them in a container, recycle them,
transform them into chewing gum and sell them to America.
hugo.cool - am Donnerstag, 12. Juni 2003, 17:53 - Rubrik: cool's fun
minirich meinte am 12. Jun, 17:57:
die amis glauben ja auch noch immer
das sie zivilisierter als die fanzmänner sind weil die nicht englisch lernen wollen
hugo.cool antwortete am 12. Jun, 18:02:
reden
die blinden von den farben ;)deswegen gehören sie ja beide neben meinen deutschen lieblingsnachbarn zu meinen lieblingsvölkern.
