A guy responds to a job position at the city zoo. The ad mentioned the
salary but not what he would be doing. Come to find out that the zoo's
gorilla had unexpectedly passed away. The zoo had just spent millions on
promotions which focused on the gorilla and now they needed a gorilla. The
guy really needed the job and the money was good so he accepted.
Everyday he would put on the gorilla suit, hang out in his cage and be the
gorilla. After a while he started enjoying himself. He would scare little
kids, roar at the crowds, and eat bananas and stuff.
You know, gorilla things. As time wore on he became the main attraction at
the zoo. He would swing on his trees and vines, and the people loved him.
One particularly busy Saturday he was swinging around and accidentally
swings over his fence and lands in the lions cage. The lion slowly opens his
eyes and sees the gorilla. The lion begins to stalk. The lion, now drooling
and wide awake, slowly approaches the gorilla who is backed up against the
fence. The lion is ready to jump, then the gorilla started yelling, "Help!
Help! I'm not a gorilla. I'm a man! help, help !!" Then the lion said,
"Shut-up stupid, or we'll both get fired!"

The only imaginative fiction being written today is income tax returns.
Herman Wouk.